I'm Roz, and this is my relaxed space. It's about fun, good conversation and — well yes — good conversation. Pull up a well-padded armchair and help yourself to something to drink. You'll find cheese and crackers on the sideboard. What's new with you?
If you're looking for things in a more serious or spiritual vein, you can check out Exultet where I write that sort of thing.
Julia graduates - Steve and Miriam are almost as proud as their mother.
It's the Eponymy, Stupid "A woman identified by authorities as Denise Coke was arrested after a drug-sniffing dog discovered 33 pounds of cocaine in her vehicle," the Associated Press reports from Roseville Mich.
It has come to our attention that a new organization called Unitarian Jihad has begun activities on U.S. shores. A communique came into the possession of a courageous journalist who, thankfully, takes seriously our Right to Know.
Some excerpts from the manifesto:
Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.
We are Unitarian Jihad. We will appear in public places and require people to shake hands with each other. (Sister Hand Grenade of Love suggested that we institute a terror regime of mandatory hugging, but her motion was not formally introduced because of lack of a quorum.) We will require all lobbyists, spokesmen and campaign managers to dress like trout in public. Televangelists will be forced to take jobs as Xerox repair specialists. Demagogues of all stripes will be required to read Proust out loud in prisons.
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.
One of the benefits of participation (perhaps the only benefit) is that very cool names are available for the asking. I am to be known as Sister Shotgun of the Enlightenment. You too can have your own Unitarian Jihad name. Just click here.
Liberal Catholic: What happen? Bishop: John Paul II pass away. Priest: We get signal. Liberal Catholic: What! Priest: Look up at chimney. Liberal Catholic: Habemus papem Ratz: How are you gentlemen. Ratz: All your base are belong to Benedict XVI. Ratz: You are on the way to salvation. Liberal Catholic: What you say! Ratz: You have no chance to survive make your time Ratz: Ha ha ha ha.
Name:: Roz Hometown::Ann Arbor, MI
Mother of several, grandmother of a couple, wife to one very good man. My epitaph will probably read, "Well, you just never know." Life is good, but it takes unexpected turns. Good thing I like surprises.