1. Before you put the cat out, check to see whether you've got the one whose front claws are intact.


2. Don't wait until your carpets and upholstery are irretrievably soiled before getting them cleaned.
   


3. Roll your windows up, no matter how hot it is.


4. Those shoes you're sure are broken in -- aren't.


5. If you set the timer for something in the oven, stay within earshot of the timer.


6. Time passes far more slowly for the elderly than it does for the young or middle-aged. If you say you'll call, they'll start anticipating it later that evening.


7. Traffic signals are engineered to detect drivers who are late for work and teach them a gentle lesson.


8. It is never worth going to the store on the Friday after Thanksgiving. 


9. It is never worth putting off Christmas shopping until December 23.


10. When you're deciding what to do in an urgent situation, don't forget to ask yourself the question: "What's the worst thing that can happen if I do nothing right now?"
    
    

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