- "My other car is on blocks"
- "My child makes average marks at Taylor High School, but he's taking Honor Level courses so the competition is tougher"
- "Bush or Kerry? They're both so good!"
- "If you're close enough to read this, you must like me. Wanna meet for lunch?"
- "Let go and let . . . oh what the heck, go ahead and try to control everything"
- "Equal rights for the people who really annoy me"
- "Visualize global warming"
- "How's your driving? 1-800-APOLOGIZE"
Your turn.
