How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, but they're really only one.
How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb?
What's a light bulb?
How many charismatic Pentecostals does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hard to tell. All their hands are in the air already.
How many Christian Scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. He prays for the old bulb to come back on.
How many Unitarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
We believe that incandescent, fluorescent, tinted, or three-way are equally valid paths to light, and if, in your journey, you have felt the need to change your lightbulb, we are holding a lightbulb service on Sunday at which you're welcome to recite a poem or perform a dance about luminiscence.
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17 hours ago
Having had some family experience with Christian Scientists, I really think that one ought to be: "One -- who insists that perceiving dark is just an Error since God is Light."