"... And that's how I had a miscarriage. Oh! That reminds of a funny story!"
"Yeah, I'm in New York City... Yeah, it's on the East coast, but it's not really on the East coast. It's not, like, next to water or anything."
"So, I'm like Jon Benet Ramsey, parenthetically speaking."
"You can lose weight just by digesting."
"There's more than one way to peel a cat."
I was thinking "snazzy new look" even before I saw your sub-heading! Nice.