- You accidentally enter your ATM pin number on your microwave touchpad.
- You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
- You have 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four.
- Your excuse for not staying in touch with family and friends is that you don't know their e-mail addresses.
- You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to find out if anyone is at home to help you carry in the groceries.
- When you get a recommendation for something, you immediately Google it to find out the real scoop.
- Leaving the house without your cell phone (which you didn't have for the first several dozen years of your life) is a cause for panic. You immediately turn around to retrieve it. If it's too late, you later apologize to someone that you were out of reach.
- You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
- You don't know when your favorite television programs come on, because your Tivo takes care of everything.
- You go online in the morning before your coffee is ready.
Hat tip: my lovely daughter-in-law
