Horses achieve cute 'dos with "mane extensions.
Three bottles of vodka + 5th floor window + nagging wife = heights of stupidity.
Laughter in Germany apparently unusual to the tune of one helicopter rescue.
Plane, with mind of its own, takes off without pilot.
And the number #1 "this is just wrong" (which I fervently hope is a joke), is:
New watch predicts future: Bedpan symbol turns brown when omens indicate the s*** is about to hit the fan.