[Tchotchke (def.) - trinkets, gewgaws]
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| If you can't read it, the fine print says "The strange sinking feeling you've never done this before." |
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| I don't know where Fr. Deacon Daniel is from, but I'm thinking Minnesota. |
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| A bumper sticker, perhaps, for those of you looking for a more powerful tow truck. |
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| I didn't know St. Anthony had a call center. I prefer just having him on my mental speed-dial, myself. |
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| "They followed him to school one day . . ." Wait, that's not it. |
