For example:
Exodus
After ten warnings, Pharaoh goes up against God AGAIN, gets a-- kicked. LOL. But Hebs whining "Are we there yet?" gets on even God's nerves.
Lamentations
Stuff happens.
Job
Stuff happens, and only God knows why.
I added one in the comment box, but there are more, many more.
Psalms
You are wonderful, alleluia. I am scum, alleluia anyway. I'm in trouble, help me. You helped me and the wicked rot. Alleluia.
Isaiah
You don't think promises like these could be reduced to 140 characters, do you? Read it.
Mark
Be converted and believe the gospel. Jesus died and rose. Who needs adjectives?
John
I am the Bread of Life. Yes, that's what I said, sorry you're having a hard time with it.
Acts
Pitiful people transformed into mighty saints. Political power no match for Holy Spirit. You never know.
James
Yes, it matters what you do. Don't fool yourself. Remain in faith, but don't worry -- he's coming.
What have I missed? Add a comment.
